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Our castle is currently under construction. How nice of the villagers to build one for us. Not that they have much choice. Some of the human women taste especially good with liberal amounts of hot sauce. Don't look at me like that. We dragons have been maligned, defamed, and demonized for millenia (Reign Of Fire being a prime example, with the media doing its' usual fine job of perpetuating stereotypes), and I, for one think it's about damn time that we started to live up to our reputations. Don't soil yourself. I'm only kidding. Maybe.
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